Friday, April 23, 2010

Porn Caused the Melt-down

At last, we have it. We now know what caused the financial crisis. No, it wasn't a lack of regulatory authority. No, it wasn't a lack of regulators. No, it wasn't a lack of rules with which to regulate.

Turns out SEC folks were too busy surfin' porn.

Nice.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aha, so it wasn't all Wall Street's fault...

"The Hammer" said...

Whee doggie! I thought you were talking about me for a second.

Goldwater's Ghost said...

Porn - is there anything it can't do?

"The Hammer" said...

I just heard that 17 of the officials who were spending their days in masturbatory bliss on Sam's nickle, had base salaries of over 200k a year. If we provided the Kleenex I'm gonna be really pissed.
Actually one of the most egregious offenders was a female. I'd like to meet her.

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