Saturday, May 1, 2010

If Hillary Threw Lamps, What's Michelle Going To Do?

The Wizard Aliens are back. How else to explain the news from the National Enquirer that President Obama may be embroiled in a cheating scandal with a former campaign aide?

The Enquirer's case at this point is a bit thin - but after their dogged pursuit of John Edwards, I'm not sure I'd want them poking around my garbage cans.

My advice to Obama: "It wasn't me."


Sam Kinison's Ghost said...

Wow, Eddie Murphy was funny at some point of his life.

Anonymous said...

Newscaster mistakes her other protein drink for milk

Dan said...

"...What's Michelle Going To Do?"

I hear Tiger Woods is available.

"The Hammer" said...

Please Lord, let it be true. Please Please!
If my humble prayers are answered I'll repent. I'll stop drinking and smoking. I'll clean up my language. I'll give up sex and violence. I'll be a better father, husband and citizen.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Hammer. I'm wondering where to send money to the people digging for the truth. Even THIS press couldn't cover this one up. or could they?

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