In a new book, Elvis' doctor claims the King died as a result of chronic constipation. And you thought you knew everything about Elvis, didn't you. But perhaps in this case some things are better left with the dead.
There but by the grace of Metamucil go I, brother.
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That's old news. Elvis loved the percocets and heavy narcotics slow down the digestive system giving more time for osmosis resulting in a dryer stool. After a while it's like crapping a 2X4.
Can we talk about renal failure next week?
If anybody knows about a pain in the ass, it's "The Hammer"
I got your yammering hanging.
Did ya hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil! Da da....dooshhhh! Thank you, two shows anight and please tip your waitress.
"Oooh-oooh-oooh, Oooooohhh, Oooooohhhhh yeah, I'm all stopped up!"
Elvis has left the outhouse.
I never knew Elvis had a career as a backed up singer.
Now that's what I'm talking about!
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