Hammer hits on the one "substantive" argument the left used during the election: Christie was too fat. And now the left is crying because he is too tough on them?
We need a whole army of these fat guys to sweep the nation, leaving a weeping wake of tax-sucking ne'er-do-wells, unions and "progressives" (redundant, I know) and some more than occasional chili dog wrappers.
But what will the discarded do, where will they all go? Greece could probably use a few million more like-minded to help protest their spending cuts. And Greece has beaches where most all of Hollywood will feel right at home.
Just as France built us a symbolic beacon to the world's disaffected, we should build Greece one. The Statue of Dependency. "Bring us your lazy, your entitled, your bitching masses yearning to live free off of someone else's labors."
And then offer free passage to everyone of the aforementioned groups (and make sure Streisand, Cruise and all the others who so vocally indicated they would so easily discard this nation) get on it. Of course it won't be cheap. We would need to have a one time increase in taxes. But that is a tax increase I would eagerly support.
If he straightens out Joyzie not only will I vote for him for Prez, I'll buy him a Dunkin' Donut franchise. Hey I'll take a fat guy over some Botox ridden rich-bitch any day of the week.
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7 comments:
I was waiting to see how long it would take before it got posted on the CW.
God damn I love this guy. He can have sex with my sister if he likes.
He rocks. He can have sex with The Hammer if he'd like.
Except for that speech impediment that some call an accent, it was great.
Sally I decide who gets hold of this ass, not you. But he is kinda cute for a fat man.
Hammer hits on the one "substantive" argument the left used during the election: Christie was too fat. And now the left is crying because he is too tough on them?
We need a whole army of these fat guys to sweep the nation, leaving a weeping wake of tax-sucking ne'er-do-wells, unions and "progressives" (redundant, I know) and some more than occasional chili dog wrappers.
But what will the discarded do, where will they all go? Greece could probably use a few million more like-minded to help protest their spending cuts. And Greece has beaches where most all of Hollywood will feel right at home.
Just as France built us a symbolic beacon to the world's disaffected, we should build Greece one. The Statue of Dependency. "Bring us your lazy, your entitled, your bitching masses yearning to live free off of someone else's labors."
And then offer free passage to everyone of the aforementioned groups (and make sure Streisand, Cruise and all the others who so vocally indicated they would so easily discard this nation) get on it. Of course it won't be cheap. We would need to have a one time increase in taxes. But that is a tax increase I would eagerly support.
If he straightens out Joyzie not only will I vote for him for Prez, I'll buy him a Dunkin' Donut franchise.
Hey I'll take a fat guy over some Botox ridden rich-bitch any day of the week.
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