Monday, November 24, 2008

Boy Am I Glad I'm Not in School Anymore!

....or I'd wind up on a police blotter......

4 comments:

John S. said...

Merde!.....as if my wife needed more ammunition for our domestic trench warfare. Her claims of my violation of the Geneva Accord are further buttressed by this story! What next? Start using coasters? No scratching in all the wrong places? Quit blaming the dog and kids? Sheesh!

Anonymous said...

Police report has him at 4'11" and 125 lbs.

It's always the fat kids.

Doc Milnamo said...

"I'm not fat I'm big-boned!"

Smoothfur said...

I had a friend in school who could fart on command (As many as he wanted). I guess today he would be thrown in prison as a serial flatulator. Or maybe it was the cereal that caused the flatulence?

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